@pimpbillclinton PLEASE PLEASE help this little girl http://t.co/bJ3oGszO she is only 2 and dying soon. Her family needs help so bad

@lisaandtots @wet_waffle @mypofdiaries I'm going to touch all of these things in ur honor, as soon as soon as I turn my doorknob 450 times

@rivalpunks #SEXT http://t.co/6PJQ5YeO

Fuck all of you people that eat and drink whatever you want and have huge muscles

Ugh I just ate so much ice cream ill never eat any again SAID NO ONE EVER

@errhmagerd I am a man and I still run sometimes bushes and rodents r scary ass shit especially when crickets r chirping

Funny as hell but my wife isn't a know it all so i apply this pic to other people in my life

http://t.co/1B8VvegO

@wet_waffle It takes a real man/woman to be a soldier and it is a job i highly respect and they do deserve more money a lot more

A bear walks into a bar, sits dwn n orders a "Bicardi n........ cola" Bartender asks, whts wth the huge pause?Bear says "These? Born with'em

"We want more we want more like you really like it you want more"

@ap legalize it then. Alcohol is harder to get than marijuana if you're a teen

@wbcjael you should thank your fake god that you're in a country that let's you act as ignorant as you do and not get killed for it.

On Sunday, do not forget to set your clocks back 1 hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years. #Obama2012

Polar bears aren't hungry anymore pic.twitter.com/WKMEMcec

@simplynamedtron I do daily #Atheist

My family makes under 250k I am the 47% fuck you Romney and you're elite 50k a plate dinners

Manning's head I'm a huge fan of his like his forehead huge fan http://t.co/mgYT6Mcz

@lindsey_leslie @simplynamedtron Lol DON'T STOP DAMN IT

@simplynamedtron it takes me 6 months to gain 33 followers #TwitterProblems

@iphoneteam I hate when you have a nice phone and an update comes out tht ruins it for the users