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      Max P @DBMaxP

    There are 2 types of people: Those that think they are normal, and those that realize there is no such thing.

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    One man's LOL is another man's WTF

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is "good" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    People at work tell me I have a lot of patience.

    Fact is… there are just way too many witnesses around

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Some of my best memories were my worst mistakes

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    I've seen bacon... I've cooked and eaten bacon... and you turkey bacon... are NOT bacon.

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    If guys could blow themselves, Twitter would just be a bunch of ladies entertaining each other

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    The only yoga I'm good at is downward facing drunk

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Apparently, thumb wrestling isn't an acceptable form of solving an office dispute. Idiots.

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Tea without sugar isn't "unsweetened tea".

    It's. Just. Tea.

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    "Does this house make my ass look flat?" - Wicked Witch of the East

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Every once in a while I will scroll thru my TL really fast & pretend I'm in that I Love Lucy episode with the conveyor belt & the chocolates

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Is the Pumpkin Spice McRib out yet?

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule on a dropped chip

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      Max P @DBMaxP

    Arguments that can't be solved by a Dance-Off aren't worth having

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