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I love the people who are threatening to vote Obama out of office in the next election. I don't have the heart to tell them. would you?

FYI: getting angry that someone blocked you on facebook, is not the same thing as caring that they did.

dear idiot who follows me - gets a follow back - then unfollows me ... you must think I am stupid as you are. wth man?

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If Mariah Yeater is telling the truth, I am going to enjoy watching 14million heads explode.

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@truefelicity @mustachewine okay - see I used to be a lifeguard til some blue kid got me fired.

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made it through my entire day yesterday without your opinion impacting my decisions- not once. Pretty sure I will make it through today too

people are always trying to give me i-pads... buy my art bitches - then I can buy my own i-pad ...

Its a jedi thing - you wouldn't understand. "its a jedi thing I wouldnt understand"

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@mustachewine oh stop- the whole reason you like me at all is how creepy I am

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@truefelicity @mustachewine *best Tracy Morgan voice* we gon' get e'ry body pwegnant

@mustachewine @truefelicity I used to work at disney parks - but then I got fat and the glass slipper wouldnt fit anymore.. no more princess

@mustachewine @truefelicity I was going to go with football, but I was going for whorey not giant pants'y

@truefelicity did you know that @mustachewine once hid the entire chess team in her pants. then hung them in the closet. not fair was it

@mustachewine @truefelicity see when ya say stuff like that. I wanna start rumors about you