If you don't eat black bananas, you're racist. Also, does anyone have any pepto bismol?

✪•*¸ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸♥ FollowFriday ♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ @iroll_hisblunts @makedahsimpson @im_skyhigh @farandulerax3 @jsmooth_fans @pradaswagfan @imakeugoham

I have the next 30 minutes free. What should I worry about?

Take a sip out of a flask and watch how quickly people judge you.

The "just sayin'" committee has met, and have decided to revoke use of their catch phrase. Tweeters please take note & proceed accordingly.

Dada ebu ni unfollow haraka sana sikuitaji RT @smokingwanjala: Acha niwafollow halafu tuwe marafiki. Hii maneno tumalize cc #TOT

"You unfollow people now that you have over 1,000 followers.", what does my followers count have to do with the content of your shit tweets.

@ifortknox hahaa, aw! Lil' faggot in my book. Cold world, control your emotions. Oh, and slow down on the twatching. Might help (?) LOL

@ifortknox excuse me, fuck you doing on my TL when you don't follow? Aaand where's the ignorance? Who hurt you?

Serendipity: finding something good without looking for it.

Relatable RT @uberfacts: Whenever a person falls in love, they lose an average of about 2 friends.

That one noodle that makes it through the strainer - that fucker is badass.

Met someone who thinks "another" is 2 words. As if some things are multiple nothers and other things are just a nother.

Twitter is a garden tool.

Aluta continua @sajjo @daviematett @siscar_cruise @mztunechi @akbartm183 @issamwamba @tzshafiq @laprincessa360 @amazin_allen @gillsaint

I need all my cool followers to get on the movement to get #FreeWeezy trending with @lil_wayne_fanss. Thank you.

“@drunkgreekgod: The ruler of the universe sends angels to me vigorously. Im so grateful”

Clingy is never cute. Just, stop. :/

Couple retweets and girls start acting like Django.

#QUEENING RT @crissles: Y'all giving Rihanna money to get high and lip sync onstage when Beyonce is doing this.  http://crissle.tumblr.com/post/48799398600 …