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Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London. #RomneyShambles
CNN is explaining that Sikhs are not Muslims. This is pretty much everything that's wrong with America in one sentence.
Dear America: in the future if you want your candidates vetted, just send them to London. #RomneyShambles
BREAKING: I have obtained secret divorce papers between Donald Trump and reality.
Bachmann email: No time to explain. BILL CLINTON IS COMING TO DESTROY US WITH HIS ABILITY TO EXPLAIN.
That awkward moment when your greatest achievement and your greatest embarrassment become the same thing. #Romneycare
Shorter NRA: we need an armed guard at every school to reassure America's parents that Wayne LaPierre's penis is large and in charge.
Love how same people who crucified Dixie Chicks for merely calling Bush an embarrassment to Texas are downplaying accusing Obama of treason.
Greece is to democracy what England is to football: they invented it, but they suck at it.
Someone tell the idiots in the media that terrorism isn't limited to shit being blown up. #facepalm #p2
Relax, just trust Mitt Romney to govern from the centre like you trusted George W Bush when he promised to be a compassionate conservative.
The paranoid fear of sharia on the right boils down to: Christian fundamentalists should be the sole oppressors and persecutors of women.
Dow closed above 13,000 Nasdaq above 3000 and S&P 500 above 1400 together for first time ever. MAKE THIS AWFUL SOCIALISM STOP.
To get British humour, you just have to be able to laugh at yourselves. And that's why so many don't get it. #OlympicCeremony
What US media is dubbing the British media's 'viciousness' is what we in Britain call actual reporting. I know, it's a strange concept.
Anyone who can watch a speech like that and come away from it thinking "This guy wants to destroy America" is beyond help. #p2
Feminist. Pragmatic liberal. Movie lover. Arsenal and Redskins fan. .#TFY