And don't forget @l_maryseyebrows @downtongiftshop @ladyvgrantham @downtonvillage @obriensbangs @butler_carson #ff

Steak frites, creamed spinach, and a Cabernet Sauvignon. Sometimes, it just has to be done.

I *love* this series of DC photos taken from the photographer's balcony. So amazing! (Thx @floridagirlindc !) http://t.co/ANuUDCIQ

@mightyhunter You're right. These are not Nixon, Reagan or Bush I Republicans. It's gotten so extreme.

Oh. Goodbye daylight. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Well, it's really just sorrow. And advance seasonal affective disorder.

I don't even know where to start with this sign. It chafes me so. #grammarbitch  http://instagram.com/p/ZTjU4pPsdC/ 

@thewino Well. Now I'm *really* glad I never ate a cicada, because OMG that's really frightening.

I resemble this remark. RT @reelquinn: "40 is the new 20!" -- 40 year olds // #40 #old #speakupsonny #getoffmylawm

@thewino @jas508 Yeaaah. It's the end times. That can be the only explanation.

@lauriewrites I know. DC weather, you are drunk and irrational.

My child just ate a bowl of frozen spinach. You know, still all frozen.

I adore her, but 5 full days of her with me all the time plus the baby is a lot of hours to fill. I'm pretty tired of hiding Easter eggs.

I love it when the child that is vehemently protesting quiet time upon arrival home falls asleep in the stroller a minute later.

@mightyhunter I'm afraid that made me snort. I apologize to everyone.

Know what's really super fun on a Monday morning? A sewer drain clog! And an inch of gross water by your washer! FEEL THE MAGIC.

This is what happens when the boys go to Costco. Alternate title: find the baby!  http://instagr.am/p/WpRUFtvsQD/ 

Ok, y'all, this really made me laugh this morning: Evolution, you are drunk.  http://wtfevolution.tumblr.com/ 

@mightyhunter on 2/21 at 10 pm EST on TBS. Damian is hoping he does not come off like a giant asshole. :-) Anyhow, thought of you.

@mightyhunter I have MC Frontalot news for you if you haven't heard. He's a judge on reality show King of the Nerds. The show airs....

What just happened involved a catastrophic wine spill, brownies, & me walking around attached to breastpump flanges. COMEDY GOLD, Tina Fey!