@maggieserota This seemed up your alley.  http://www.districtmtv.co.uk/article/topic/archive/yz30fb/bez-in-motion-best-bez-gifs/37rkg5 …

@prodigalsam Put him on a who-to-steal-from farm team! RT @alexblagg want to get good enough at this for hacky dipshits to steal my tweets.

@kenlowery Yes, we are. (*YOUR COMPUTER LEVITATES UP AND ACROSS THE ROOM AND OUT THE WINDOW AND THEN BACK IN, SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED*)

Keep engaging with Mr. West on strictly a tabloid-site Kanye-said-WHAT? level & you'll miss the most interesting thing happening right now.

Great piece by @moneyworth, like a cheat-sheet to show the doubters that "political Kanye" has been here all along:  http://3lc3lc3lc.tumblr.com/post/51064842008/who-will-survive-in-america-who-will-survive-in …

Captain's Vlog. Stardate Wednesday. We remain ensnared in a Meme Nebula and may have to resort to lipsyncing. Be sure to rate and subscribe

@danielralston I must admit to Googling the song beforehand, otherwise it's 50 / 50 I would've said Michelle Branch.

Vanessa Carlton & The Proclaimers will walk the same number of miles for you, so you'll have to decide who to love based on another criteria

Don't complain about downtown LA. Going there's an excuse to sing the 1st line of Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" & have it be accurate

@iankarmel @joshgondelman Jet with it, old man. It's the story everybody's flapping their gaws about.

@satellitehigh I didn't even notice that! Guess I was just overwhelmed by the #lifestyle

@satellitehigh Always wanted to see Joel Osteen be chatted up by a dental hygenist while cuttin' on the wheels of steel.

Joyce Carol Totes #AuthorMerch

"I think that's just what I tweeted!" - Ric Ocasek realizing someone stole his tweet

So not into this reboot of DUNE. Looks like they changed literally everything. pic.twitter.com/MeF3BNtX5X

We're leaving the door open for an upstart country to be like "We DO negotiate with terrorists" and make all that sweet terror-negotiating $

@brandonhawkins Oh no! No #hallelujer on that one.

@scharpling The reveal of the Archie Bunker's Place finale. FoT boards claim it was Nov 9th, 2010. #BestShowFaves

@elsangito Teamwork makes the meme work?

@mikesacco Vampyr Wykynd. (for real though -- it rocks and makes me feel big feelings and think big thoughts)