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You say obsessive. I say compulsive. You say obsessive. I say compulsive.
You say obsessive. I say compulsive.
You say obsessive. I say compulsive.
If asked about a neighbor charged with murder, I wouldn't want to look stupid, and say he was a nice guy. I'd say I knew he was a murderer.
Cabs don't stop for unattractive women in N.Y, so I stood next to a hot model hailing a cab. Cab stopped, she (cough) tripped, I'm home.
Next time I see parents and their children wearing matching Crocs, I am calling Children's Social Services.
Just returned from a Sarah Palin book signing, and she's not going to be happy when she sees what I signed in all of her books.
Even though Halloween isn't until tomorrow, I'm already sitting in a dark house, eating candy, and pretending I'm not home.
I'm too lazy to block the motivational speakers who follow me. And I'm not going to follow the procrastination coaches until next month.
Figuring out how to tweet for the hearing impaired.
(FIGURING OUT HOW TO TWEET FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED!!!)
What? No good?
(FIGURING OUT HOW TO TWEET FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED!!!)
What? No good?
Apparently, there's a new Wii game that can help the elderly with bladder control. I believe it's called the Wii Wii.
Plumber here to fix the toilet just said something about needing a new ballcock. Wish the toilet had been fixed, cause I laughed till I peed
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