Sext: I think your weirdness is totally normal and awesome let's nap together forever

ayy gurl lemme get a sip o dat butt

"TWITTER JUST GOT REAL" i scream into the void

I'm not racist but that hotdog I ate for dinner was fucking great.

"Normal" is the strangest concept And I don't believe in It

I WANT TO KISS LIPS NOW OKAY

Loitering Adults Make Fun Of Teens Running Errands

can we use the word slammin more often

youre all nerds

i miss kisses

Update pic.twitter.com/ocInBJjY

I use my boobs as a shelf to balance things on because I have huge boobs.

sometimes i look at people's recent images all the time

Please someone teach me how to twerk.

I ain't sayn she a gold digger but its probably because that pick axe she's holding says it all.

In Latin "death" and "anger" are feminine.

i just watched a bird take a bath in a puddle and id give it all up to be him

ohhhh twitter do i have a treat for u !!! pic.twitter.com/RC8VQiGr

how do i mak boy want to do a kiss on my face

i feel like all twitter chicks want sex carl's D, am i wrong?