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If a cop farts he has to tell you, know the law you moron
I can't BELIEVE you have the AUDACITY to question how I raise my children. *clutches wheels of cheese to chest* Look, now you've upset them.
My neck, my back/
My dick fried in duck fat
You kids like TED talks well listen to THIS! I call it Fred talks and they aren't quite as good or good at all so
I love my girlfriend, she's real cute. <3
Stand Up Comedian, Podcaster, Political Junkie, Blue Hearted Liberal, Tell my grandkids I never loved them. Professional surrealator.