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  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Just found out that a word I use frequently, doesn't actually exist. That's like the fourth time this glibbon.

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    R15S5SkipperStevensJulieWahooVonPicklesDminor7sgeomcgrande__taketwoclaire_mudie
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    EeahKaijupeterkfordclaire_mudiethatcarlygirlLjayBeazmartianhaiku______laurahapper______yourpaljason
    ford414__________
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    All I'm saying, is that we should be a little more concerned about Charlie Brown being almost completely bald at 8 years old.

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    R15S5SkipperStevensJulieWahooDminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahtaliayalaMitchoacan
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    R15S5grannytearsfrank_hajdubethanymarie__JesusCakeXalqeelaurahapper______thedietcokehead
    cdubbub__________
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I think I just pocket unfollowed someone. May not re-follow though, i'd like to see where my pocket is going with this

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    FRANKSTALICIOUSR15S5SkipperStevensDminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahMitchoacanshaggykwb_2______
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    R15S5Dminor7slaurahapper______favstar1000favsGorrdanojasonlight73purpleronnieBlkbttrfly2U
    Cpeez_____________
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame is still on you, cuz I don't have any. Also, stop fooling me.

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    R15S5SkipperStevensJulieWahooDminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahMitchoacanshaggykwb_2______
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    mochanyamsred1973spwarren9493favstar1000favsAnthonyS08ShelleyBesselCali420nia_Luke__bikiniflowers
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Damn, I set my clock back too far and now I'm wearing overalls with one strap down and listening to Color Me Badd.

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    BathtubAnarchySacamanoBR15S5SkipperStevensJulieWahooOHFORREALS________Dminor7sBvonwolfe
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    R15S5OHFORREALS________Dminor7sJollyholly83xtopher7979SpaghettiLeahfrank_hajduFavstar500Favs
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I have to restart my blackberry so I'll talk to you guys in a couple weeks

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    R15S5SkipperStevensDminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahshaggykwb_2______PYWLfrank_hajdu
    • 9
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    lucas57344727laurahapper______Favstar500Favschrisanna4realtamrockshamrockRay4295daneJustinconcreteclovers__
    laurahapper______
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Hey lady braking unnecessarily on the hwy,keep in mind that some of us are trying to simultaneously text/smoke/drive like responsible adults

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    PYWLR15S5_odlanyeRDminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahMitchoacanshaggykwb_2______
    • 9
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    ShelleyBesselGorrdanonana_OohFavstar500FavsAbearingerPatrickDieterhoneywhatsthis____Faux_Ma
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with "lol". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol.

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    R15S5Dminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahPYWLfrank_hajduVerifiedBakchodlaurahapper______
    • 7
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    R15S5okibukevichFavstar500Favsvictoriamiless_Bingilife_suckerHoodieVixen
    HoodieVixen
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I bet the guys who play Call of Duty would be the first ones to soil themselves in actual combat.

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    PYWLR15S5Dminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahMitchoacanfrank_hajduVerifiedBakchod
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    R15S5Dminor7sFavstar500FavsjuneluneVodka_TitsNadjaJovovichopiatumAJ_my_tweets
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I was wondering why I'm single and then I yawned and drool came out and landed on my foot. Ok, I get it.

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    PYWLR15S5Dminor7smartianhaiku______SpaghettiLeahVerifiedBakchodlaurahapper______yourpaljason
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    Favstar500FavsRyenInTheMoineschapsmyanusjoeketzwheresmystarr____
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    My phone is calling people randomly, this is crazy. It's like it has a mind of its own. Look, now it's making a pot roast

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    PYWLSacamanoBR15S5SpaghettiLeahMitchoacanVerifiedBakchodlaurahapper______yourpaljason
    • 9
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    R15S5Favstar500Favsclubdennijasonlight73favstar_popMeiraKhoslazooeyzoebyronblurb
    byronblurb
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I wonder if Macgyver ever sits in his kitchen with a paperclip, a sock, & a rubber band and tries to create some career rejuvenation machine

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    PYWLR15S5SpaghettiLeahshaggykwb_2______yourpaljasonzenchampionToxicButTastySolelyB
    • 9
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    R15S5curtangelFavstar500Favsnataliec803______PeaceInTruth1favstar_popbdbdleeroybrownhoneybadgerMel
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I'm glad I don't have a Memory Foam mattress because I'm pretty sure my mattress wants to forget absolutely everything that happened there.

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    PYWLR15S5Dminor7sSpaghettiLeahMitchoacanshaggykwb_2______laurahapper______yourpaljason
    • 10
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    R15S5Favstar500FavsTFitz13__________favstar_popLiLiB__YouMadeMeGrinMajorDickDanger__bdbdleeroybrown
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I had Starbucks today and even though I'm broke now, I truly believe I'm better than all of you.

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    PYWLR15S5SpaghettiLeahlaurahapper______yourpaljasonToxicButTastyGorrdanoSolelyB
    • 10
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    R15S5ViagraOfChaos____SpaghettiLeahiEeftochFavstar500Favsjasonlight73Lopezj13__________UGotMeRight
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Just noticed I put "your" instead of "you're" in one of my recent tweets so now I'm gonna join an elementary school band & play the triangle

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    Dminor7sSpaghettiLeahshaggykwb_2______laurahapper______yourpaljasonzenchampionGorrdanoSolelyB
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    Favstar500Favsjasonlight73rawkerchicLoLindquist______kellyskellyBeeEllBeechrisanna4real
    chrisanna4real
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    I'm not shocked that Herman Cain is being accused of sexual harassment, but I'm extremely shocked that there's a black guy named Herman.

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    PYWLSacamanoBR15S5_odlanyeRSpaghettiLeahyourpaljasonToxicButTastySolelyB
    • 9
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    Favstar_NSFWKaeWhy270AnthonyS08djpublicitymbucknakedkisselhillpimp____MichaelCzerpakjasonlight73
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    Hey if someone has a foot fetish, can they still get off on the wrong foot?

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    PYWLSacamanoBR15S5Dminor7sSpaghettiLeahMitchoacanshaggykwb_2______laurahapper______
    • 4
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    Favstar500FavsDanTheSnick__KayFCeesleepingfairies
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    A moth flew into my face this morning in the bathroom, and I discovered I can shriek like a little girl. I'm cool now though

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    PYWLR15S5SpaghettiLeahshaggykwb_2______yourpaljasonzenchampionToxicButTastyGorrdano
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    Favstar500Favschrisanna4realfarleftcoast
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    My sister just had a baby & I'm concerned that they'll forget to throw a hashtag in the name to ensure the baby is relevant to today's youth

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    PYWLR15S5Zwolf666shavingcreamguyWetzelGeekSpaghettiLeahlaurahapper______yourpaljason
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    theMichaelaAnnFavstar500FavsSpaghettiLeahDctorFun__Twitacide________
  • DJ_Snax
      DJ Snax @DJ_Snax

    If autocorrect was a person, I would punch him right in his ducking duck. Son of a butch

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    PYWLR15S5SpaghettiLeahshaggykwb_2______laurahapper______yourpaljasonzenchampionToxicButTasty
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    Favstar500FavsCrazyInfadel______susannahparkerNerdSnark________
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