@thatsoph especially when three women won the Nobel Peace Prize. NOBEL FUCKING PEACE PRIZE!! THREE WOMEN!!

Dammit. This is what happens when I accidentally a nap then wake up to a vagina hashtag

I make necessary humps at the appropriate intervals.

SOYLENT GREEN IS VAGINAS!!!!! #VaginaMovieLines

What's that, you say? it's PANTS OFF TIME?! DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!! #pantslesspanda

MICE, YOU ARE NOW MY MORTAL ENEMIES. MEET ME HIGH ATOP MACCHU PICCHU AND WE SHALL HAVE OUR EPIC BATTLE THAT I WILL WIN!!!

Some of you asked for it, and I may regret giving it. Be gentle good readers. 'Genetic' http://t.co/qOxF1jf #48hourfilmproject

@fakegrimlock YOUR GRIMSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE HOOS TO THE YARD!!!!!

I must not drink from the "juice" box before my workout. That would be naughty. #booze

LASERMONKEYS!!!!

No, YOU'RE whistling the song from Tetris, because YOU'RE moving boxes around at work!!!!!

Dear self-important pushy guy, no one gives a fuck about your self commentary on your ping pong game. Not a single fuck given.

Today's the day when if you stare at me, WHATEVER YOU WANT WILL MAGICALLY ISSUE FORTH FROM MY WONDERLAND OF A BUTT!! Even if I say we're out

@knitterplease @miareeva @archazrael God I love Lesbonaut Voltron!!! Remember when she'd help Voltron and flirt w/the princess?

SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED!!!!!

@knitterplease You're the most magnanimous dick I know! @miareeva

Mantra today: I WILL NOT STAB MY COWORKERS, PRETEND THEY'RE PART OF THE DECORATIONS, AND BE LIZZIE BORDEN INSTEAD OF JANE AUSTEN!!!!

I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!

I LOOKED INTO THE VAGINA, RAY!!!! #VaginaMovieLines

The Emmy and I having an afternoon snack of sweet potatoes and squash! http://t.co/v32WuAFc