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Dammit. This is what happens when I accidentally a nap then wake up to a vagina hashtag
I make necessary humps at the appropriate intervals.
SOYLENT GREEN IS VAGINAS!!!!! #VaginaMovieLines
What's that, you say? it's PANTS OFF TIME?! DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!! #pantslesspanda
MICE, YOU ARE NOW MY MORTAL ENEMIES. MEET ME HIGH ATOP MACCHU PICCHU AND WE SHALL HAVE OUR EPIC BATTLE THAT I WILL WIN!!!
No, YOU'RE whistling the song from Tetris, because YOU'RE moving boxes around at work!!!!!
Dear self-important pushy guy, no one gives a fuck about your self commentary on your ping pong game. Not a single fuck given.
Today's the day when if you stare at me, WHATEVER YOU WANT WILL MAGICALLY ISSUE FORTH FROM MY WONDERLAND OF A BUTT!! Even if I say we're out
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED!!!!!
Mantra today: I WILL NOT STAB MY COWORKERS, PRETEND THEY'RE PART OF THE DECORATIONS, AND BE LIZZIE BORDEN INSTEAD OF JANE AUSTEN!!!!
I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!
I LOOKED INTO THE VAGINA, RAY!!!! #VaginaMovieLines
HALF MUPPET/Former Dj/actress/reader/fanatic/knitter of tentacles/ I SWEAR! I WAS BORN TO WEAR PUPPETS!! that's not my Emmy yet, I'm just holding it for someone