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My backyard neighbor's dog has been barking for well over 30 minutes. I don't know them. Maybe I'll introduce myself at their dog's funeral
<le sigh> The only thing that can fix this day is a motorcycle ride. I hear a '79 Honda Hawk 400 calling my name...
Every time I see a non-temp here, I feel like a loser. I used to have a grown-up job. I want to play in the big sand box again :(
All I want is a big ass glass, maybe the whole damn bottle, of Cupcake Reisling. And a decent job. And sex. But the wine first, please.
Our house smells like bacon & sunshine
Motivated by a vision of crazed parents demanding school board heads, SMSD officially decrees tomorrow an actual SCHOOL DAY. Hallelujah!
Thank goodness the kids got cell phones from Santa! How else would I ever know that we were out of toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom?
Twitter is a random piece of Velcro: not a whole lot to it, but fun enough that it keeps you from doing what you should be doing instead
'Tis the Jesus Club recruiting season! Make sure you compare benefits before joining.
11yr old slumber party's winding down. Funny - boys just PLAY Wii. Girls spend 20 minutes determining player 1,2,3... #mightpreferboys
The abandoned trick-or-treat glow sticks on the living room rug look especially lonely in our eerily dark house this morning.
If it weren't for caffeine, I would merely be a pink lump with a shock of red hair today.
Peace + ♥ + Motorcycles. Chick who loves her kids, her guy, motorcycle racing, Muppets, and living life to the fullest!
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