Well now thats just a winner. RT @joshuagreen: I defy anyone to top this headline: pic.twitter.com/CzW3N23130

Boston Police to Twitter: Stop making up fake Twitter accounts, stop tweeting our scanner, stop telling people where we're going.

Peyton Manning bought 21 Papa John's in Denver weeks before marijuana legalized in CO. THAT is what you call "leading the receiver."

This article is going crazy on our site: "A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths"  http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/07/a-land-without-guns-how-japan-has-virtually-eliminated-shooting-deaths/260189/ …

The only thing that stops 1 bad guy with a gun is 10,000 trained policemen and a 24 hour manhunt. Maybe time to rethink that one.

Biden completing the Full Al Pacino here. He's hit the delirious screamy highs. Now comin' down for the sincere gravely whisper.

Nate Silver only wrote one speech tonight.

Jack Lew's signature is a treasure and I pray it never changes  http://bit.ly/WtrGIr  (via @kevinroose)

Heartbreaking detail RT @buzzfeedandrew Children leaving school were told to "hold hands and close their eyes." via MSNBC

RT @jaredbkeller What people don't get about my job, from A(rmy soldier) to Z(zookeeper) http://t.co/Hgl5omOl | This was so fun.

This is America, now: The Dow hits a record high, with household income at a decade low  http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/03/this-is-america-now-the-dow-hits-a-record-high-with-household-income-at-a-decade-low/273719/ …

Stagnation: In 1997, we had 14 million retail workers; 15 years later, there are still 14 million http://t.co/CLBEvHUB @mattyglesias

Oh God RT @buzzfeedandrew: Terrifying photo of the aftermath from @brm90.  http://bit.ly/15gmm4Q 

I would say Craig Sager is dressed as an Easter Egg but it might be more correct to say that we dress Easter Eggs like Craig Sager

Perfect. RT @josh_levin Brent Musberger: A.J. McCarron's girlfriend is real, and she's spectacular

RT @joshuagreen: Either (a) Rove is a savant about to embarrass MSM for all time or (b) he's having a mental breakdown

Picture: Joe Biden asking God to explain the Romney-Ryan tax plan http://t.co/dIm49S0D (via @buzzfeedandrew)

Before you mock your Duke friends, pause to consider how they treat other college basketball fans suffering in defeat. Oh. Right. Hahahaha

Or the BES- ... no, definitely the worst. MT @buzzfeedandrew Maybe the worst lede you will ever read:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-worst-story-intro-you-will-ever-read … …

If you are 27 or younger, you've never lived through a SINGLE month that was "colder than average"  http://bitly.com/T0BFER  (via @annielowrey)