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I have a blow torch in my hand I don't need to explain SHIT to u guys!!!
Good thing the license plate on the yellow mustang in front of us says "Mustang".. wudda never known.
If you're happy and you know it, think again.
HEY GUYS HAVE U HEARD ABOUT YOLO?!?!! ISNT IT INCREDIBLY CLEVER AND UNIQUE?!
Love is loving someone even after they fart in front of you. And stuff.
Dudes stop trying to impress me with your kids. I don't care if you're a good dad or not, I fucking hate kids &that includes yours.
What else can I bitch about at the moment.. I just ate cookies & now I have too much milk left does this mean I have to eat more cookies?!
I'm bored. I think I'll get pregnant.
Lets all go get our septums pierced cuz its so incredibly attractive &unique &will look excellent in the wintertime after we blow our noses
Nowadays saying "She's like my sister" or "he's like my brother" just means they haven't f***** that person.
....Then going to play frisbee with my dogs tmarw. Jk if I had dogs they wud not fucking know how to play frisbee. Only streetfighting.
DO U KNOW WHO LOVES TO GET FISTED?? SOCK PUPPETS. Fuck.
Just saw a status that said "been feeling rlly down lately :(" Oh? That must explain the hundreds of duckface pics u post every single day
I'm not wearing a bra but if u even glance at my nipples I'll make a huge deal out if it & tell everyone what a pervert u are -Bitches
sometimes I watch Robot Chicken & wonder wtf is wrong with whoever made it. hilarious, but wow.
I WILL MAKE U ALL CRY AND DIP MY COOKIES IN YOUR TEARS!!!
I'm glad I don't know who "2 chainz" is. 1 less ear bleed it would probably cause.
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