Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm such a nerd that I can't handle this #celebrityfish hashtag. Everyone's taxonomy is wrong. Mollusks aren't fish, neither are arthropods.
52% of the US thinks the earth is 6000 years old. 50% fall below the mean intelligence. Coincidence I think not. #GodUniverse
Punk is beauty.
Twitter negatively impacts your ability to send normal sounding text messages.
If deleting your Twitter account is twittercide, then what's deactivating your Facebook called? Graduating high school maybe?
I met a really hot Italian drummer chick last night.
Remember kids, of Santa doesn't bring you what you wanted it's because you're a horrible shit of a child... That, or your parents are poor.
I've named my plant "Esther."
If acting doesn't work out I'll go to Law School.
Where are all these women of ill repute I keep hearing about?
I believe in peace, love, and equality. My heart is in Ireland. I'm trying to change the world with the magic of music.