Me: Sarah Jane is for children, Doctor who is for everyone, and Torchwood is raunchy and gay. That's the three levels of British television.

@kenrar You know where this reminds me of? Wales.

My grandmother just rushed in to tell me that she saw three little birds today. "I know how you hate them."

@petebeat The Amish are vampires.

I'm confused. Do anglophiles like dubstep?

I would have thought they already roasted Donald Trump, but then that would require thinking... about Donald Trump

Four people have told me that it might snow. Shut up already. Welcome to the bay area.

Nobody puts tiny Dalek in the corner!

@kenrar Let's build 20 Daleks and do a born this way music video.

Whoever coins a term for all these countries overcoming their oppressors is going to make a million.

@kenrar YOU ARE A PIRATE.

@kenrar Tell him to flick the switch on the wall beside him.

nagatha christy

@kenrar Fuck Kashani

@theselina don't tell @kenrar who is and is not a hipster. She knows, and she knew, all way before you.

I just found a piece of paper in my backpack; "You're mom shoots rainbows out of her ass!" What the hell is wrong with me?

I know your teacher told you to practise, but you are playing a trombone next to a building where real classes are held. Go away please.

@kenrar http://twitpic.com/1pq9xh - I don't remember that. What is it?

I have 18 days to figure out what I'm going to do. And all the free time in the world to devote to it.

RT @carlkr: #teamgayboys !!! RT!