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Me: Sarah Jane is for children, Doctor who is for everyone, and Torchwood is raunchy and gay. That's the three levels of British television.
My grandmother just rushed in to tell me that she saw three little birds today. "I know how you hate them."
I'm confused. Do anglophiles like dubstep?
I would have thought they already roasted Donald Trump, but then that would require thinking... about Donald Trump
Four people have told me that it might snow. Shut up already. Welcome to the bay area.
Nobody puts tiny Dalek in the corner!
Whoever coins a term for all these countries overcoming their oppressors is going to make a million.
I just found a piece of paper in my backpack; "You're mom shoots rainbows out of her ass!" What the hell is wrong with me?
I know your teacher told you to practise, but you are playing a trombone next to a building where real classes are held. Go away please.
I have 18 days to figure out what I'm going to do. And all the free time in the world to devote to it.