I never take advice from someone who hasn't fucked up

#FollowFriday @chanel198 @chuunglee @clickitorticket @complex_diva @cpatt73 @deeva6 @e_maxine @fitgirl3000 @huckfollywood @iamrichgraham

#ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing having unrealistic expectations when it comes to men & relationships

#ImEasilyAnnoyedBy twat waffles, booger wolves, yamps, & bishes that expect you to sponsor their imagination

#lameinstagramcomments "damn ma...I have diabetes but I want some of that cake cake cake"

#lameinstagramcomments "don't trip ma it's still some good guys out here...text me"

#WhatToSayAfterSex lmao... & u said I had to work for it.

#WhatToSayAfterSex is ur birth canal alright?

#WhatToSayAfterSex i hope u still got some hopes & dreams

#WhatToSayAfterSex * checks phone* DAMN...my mama been callin me. I gotta go see wassup ✌

#GayAssNames Dorian

that iPhone 5 supposed to be revealed today...if u not available for a upgrade plz don't flex like u excited & finna snatch one up

Thought Rihanna had some ass...I don't see none

I don't try to be awesome. Awesome tries to be me.

again i say...Patrice O'Neal was a fucking genius.

#idfuckoffrip Sunny Anderson (from the food network) #deadhungryserious

#idfuckoffrip Clair Huxtable #deadserious

#fightingwords chu mean u gotta charge me for anotha honey mustard

#fightingwords oh so you gon charge me for a extra pepper

#areasonwhyimsingle cuz somebodies gotta be here when u niggaz fuck up