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Sext: I remotely log into your work desktop. I see that you have the same tastes in porn as I do. I still report you to HR
A guy just did a cool thing in a parking situation and I was like "That's Some Good Human Shit Right There, Hella Strong Humanity on him"
Drive Between Two Lanes, Make PacMan Sounds
Can't stand dudes that jump on their women when another male comes past. JUST PEE ON HER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
'Are you Horny?'
🔘 bitch I might be
Right now, somewhere, Kanye West's brain is swirling with outlandish baby name concepts
"I HAVE A STRANGE UNINFORMED IDEA ABOUT HOW THE WORLD WORKS, LET ME SHOUT IT AT YOU" #twitter
Current Relationship Status: eating all of this Mac and Cheese on my own
Everyone's like "I hope it's a white guy" or "I hope he's not brown" and I'm all "I hope it isn't human! ALIEN BOMBER! EARFF IS AT WAR"
Shut up Gwyneth