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"Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity"
Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player.
IF YOU CLAIM TO BE VEGAN BUT DRINK WATER YOURE A FRAUD. WHAT IF A FISH DRANK YOOOOUUUUR HOUSE??!??!?!!! WHAT THEN??
What the fuck was Miley DOING last night??? Dancing inside a box in my LIVING ROOM?? I opened it & there was just wires! HOW?
Hey John Arbuckle,big fan. 2 quick Q's: 1.Where the fuck is your nose u shitheel idiot? 2.u know your cat is in the newspaper?
RAPPERS NOWDAYS ONLY TALK BOUT HOW MANY XYLOPHONES THEY GOT, HOW MUCH SOUP THEY DRINK & NOT KISSING TILL MARRIAGE. WE OFF THAT.
"OH NO NOT 4 MORE YEARS OF WHAT MOM SAYS IS BAD WHILE I DRINK CHEETOS OUT OF MY XBOX!! FUCK THAT,IM MOVING TO HITLER"
YOU CAN HATE OBAMA ALL YOU WANT BUT WE GOT MAD NEW FLAVORS OF CANDY CORN NOW & HE AINT EVEN PROMISE THAT. IT WAS A SECRET SUPRISE.
Tips2GetLaid: 1.u know that bag of hot rotten onions u always got? 2.leave that shit home. 3.no I know, but just for today tho.
Dog Whisperer is fucking ripoff. ANYONE can whisper "doooooogs", or ANY word they know.
NO MATTER HOW MANY ALIENS BIT SCULLY SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS LIKE "NO THESE ARE SCIENCE BITES". KINDA GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
Its not called "reggae" if youre just coughing into a supersoaker and shootin it into peoples mouths. That's not called anything
You call this a "hint" of lime you fucking fascist? This is a fucking book of revelations of lime. #Tostitos
A cool prank is wave to a dog. Cuz whats he gonna do about it? Bark? Thats not the same.
OBAMA IS GOING TO SIGN A BILL MAKING BABIES INTO SCORPIONS. CLICK THIS GOOGLE HERE TO FIX IT BECAUSE THATS HOW POLITICS WORK
FIDDLER 2: ESCAPE FROM THE ROOF
your search "i was readin bout caves now it feel like i got the flu. did caves do this? how powerful are caves?" returned no results
raise ya hand if you met your wife by swiping at her w/your greasy claws & begging her to "smile". the streets is awash w/ romance
Vampires. More like yeahrights. Waah i need blood. NO u WANT blood. What u NEED is 2 get a job. Live in MY attic for free. Please.
Nothing "owns" or "rules" idiot. Things are either 1.Phat or 2.Most Heinous
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