Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player.

"Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity"

IF YOU CLAIM TO BE VEGAN BUT DRINK WATER YOURE A FRAUD. WHAT IF A FISH DRANK YOOOOUUUUR HOUSE??!??!?!!! WHAT THEN??

"OH NO NOT 4 MORE YEARS OF WHAT MOM SAYS IS BAD WHILE I DRINK CHEETOS OUT OF MY XBOX!! FUCK THAT,IM MOVING TO HITLER"

RAPPERS NOWDAYS ONLY TALK BOUT HOW MANY XYLOPHONES THEY GOT, HOW MUCH SOUP THEY DRINK & NOT KISSING TILL MARRIAGE. WE OFF THAT.

Hey John Arbuckle,big fan. 2 quick Q's: 1.Where the fuck is your nose u shitheel idiot? 2.u know your cat is in the newspaper?

OBAMA IS GOING TO SIGN A BILL MAKING BABIES INTO SCORPIONS. CLICK THIS GOOGLE HERE TO FIX IT BECAUSE THATS HOW POLITICS WORK

Dog Whisperer is fucking ripoff. ANYONE can whisper "doooooogs", or ANY word they know.

Its not called "reggae" if youre just coughing into a supersoaker and shootin it into peoples mouths. That's not called anything

You call this a "hint" of lime you fucking fascist? This is a fucking book of revelations of lime. #Tostitos

Tips2GetLaid: 1.u know that bag of hot rotten onions u always got? 2.leave that shit home. 3.no I know, but just for today tho.

I AM PRESIDENT OF DORITOS. THIS RANCH IS....DIFFERENT SOMEHOW. COOLER THAN REGULAR, SEEMS LIKE. WHAT TO NAME IT?

FIDDLER 2: ESCAPE FROM THE ROOF

A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again

Dontchu wish your girlfriend wasn't #dead #from #snakes?

Nothing "owns" or "rules" idiot. Things are either 1.Phat or 2.Most Heinous

Yall need to make me a chart of who's a Game Of Thrones and who's a real life. EDWARD SNOWDEN SOUND LIKE SOME BADGER CLAN SHIT

NO MATTER HOW MANY ALIENS BIT SCULLY SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS LIKE "NO THESE ARE SCIENCE BITES". KINDA GOTTA RESPECT THAT.

What if i join Google+ plus and regular Google doesn't do it for me no more n I keep needing stronger Googles to get high?

Werewolves Eat The Darndest Everyone