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Again employing the "I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow, anyway, might as well enjoy myself tonight," philosophy.
Trying to prove a point. R/T this, if you take your smartphone/tablet/laptop with you, when you poop. I'm pooping, while I type this.
Biggest thing I took from Prometheus: the human gestation period is the slowest amongst the galaxy’s sentient beings.
@edheenan It's only gay if you focus on your own crotch, while watching old Queen concerts.
Magic just said that Zach Randolph is the best offensive player in the Memphis/OKC series.
Love when kids show up early for class, because I’m so interesting and have so much to offer in a conversation.
Spurs have played the Warriors like I play Words with Friends. Casual to start, assume there’ll be a come-back, because I SHOULD win.
Two people just sped by me at 20mph over, and I’ll probably get pulled over for my license plate not being on tight enough.
Change a mere two things, and I’m irresistibly attractive: my appearance and my personality.
In a bad place mentally, this morning, so if I’m mean to you, don’t take it personally. Oh, and fuck you.
Wish I mattered enough to have people talk shit to me on Twitter, so I could RT it like a celeb.
I love arbitrary “progress” bars that just start over, when they’ve made it to the end.
I disappoint, like its my job.
