Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Again employing the "I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow, anyway, might as well enjoy myself tonight," philosophy.
"Last person who was perfect was crucified, son."
"Fuck summer" - Me, late March
Trying to prove a point. R/T this, if you take your smartphone/tablet/laptop with you, when you poop. I'm pooping, while I type this.
Feeling completely unwanted
Last tweet was a joke. I’m gorgeous and wonderful.
Biggest thing I took from Prometheus: the human gestation period is the slowest amongst the galaxy’s sentient beings.
Highs in the 80s. Better wear a scarf.
Magic just said that Zach Randolph is the best offensive player in the Memphis/OKC series.
Love when kids show up early for class, because I’m so interesting and have so much to offer in a conversation.
…and 2. That I’m not intentionally sparing them from my awfulness.
Spurs have played the Warriors like I play Words with Friends. Casual to start, assume there’ll be a come-back, because I SHOULD win.
Two people just sped by me at 20mph over, and I’ll probably get pulled over for my license plate not being on tight enough.
Change a mere two things, and I’m irresistibly attractive: my appearance and my personality.
In a bad place mentally, this morning, so if I’m mean to you, don’t take it personally. Oh, and fuck you.
Wish I mattered enough to have people talk shit to me on Twitter, so I could RT it like a celeb.
I love arbitrary “progress” bars that just start over, when they’ve made it to the end.