Somewhere, a chimpanzee using pliers with his feet is laughing at Andrea #WalkingDead

So is there a station where the FGCU bandwagon can transfer to the Wichita State train?

@tuckercholvin can take the Papal States. I call dibs on Avignon. #schism

24 hrs until I'm sound asleep in Tally for #YMCA #FLYIG13 ...Not. We'll probably be about halfway through an 8th bus showing of Mean Girls

@corybooker Just Superman.

@joshualyman @donnatella_moss surprised your mom's cats weren't mentioned.

@johnfvickers @buzzfeedandrew you sure you aren't referring to the '99 storm? I think in the confusion the reports might be getting crossed

@raysubers 4 years was too long of a wait. That said, I think everyone is digging this grave way too prematurely. '13 far busier than '09.

@harrisonvollmer well, having shopped there before, I do know that every receipt ends with "challenge accepted"

@harrisonvollmer bulk far cheaper to distribute and package, allowing Costco to sell at a lower cost

No RB's picked. Reminds me of our College YIG fantasy draft, where I forgot to pick one.

@harrisonvollmer try being out of college and spending 85% of your mobile plan replying to high schoolers.

Presenting @floridayig to @leeschools High School and Middle School Social Studies Dept. Chairs for @fortmyersymca pic.twitter.com/VhyNHYhIwt

Toldja Reddit would call this eventually.

On the lighter side of things, if Ben Affleck doesn't win an #Oscar when he directs the film adaptation of this week...

"Draw your own conclusions" has to be in the top 5 dumbest things to say during a crisis press conference

Supreme Court March Madness.

Can we just move the #UF v. #FGCU game to a floating barge in the Everglades? #Swamp v. Actual #Swamp

That moment when FGCU's local paper refers to a basketball turnover/steal as an interception. #facepalm #aww

Certainly don't condone assassination. But in this case...  http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/04/deep-state/309260/ …