Why do porn sites have a "Share To Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? bob would"

For all you girls who think that pushin a guy away will make him want you or any of that emotional bullshit will work. pic.twitter.com/Eg3WSjRb

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America.

#WhatHispanicParentsSay wanna cry?? Ill give you something to cry about

Its almost 9/11 guys. Anyone up for a game of jenga??

#WelcomeToVegas hate us but vegas kids are some of the craziest fckers youll ever meet

@thediamondbaby #showmeyourmunchies perks of working as a cook!!! Peanut butter and jelly French toast!!! pic.twitter.com/nmhoraPLFh

Retweet this if you're a strong independent black woman who don't need no man

#firstlove you saw me become what you always hated, but isnt it ironic that you were the one who made me this way

R.I.P mermaid man not gonna lie i teared up when i saw this http://t.co/AmtdO5ye

lets smoke a blunt and fuck

Why do some people think weed is worse than alcohol? whens the last time you smoked a blunt and got fucked by 4 dudes?

What happens in Vegas ends up on twitter

Instagram sounds like a weed delivery company

#ToMyFutureKids I find yo weed im smoking it.

idk man i just feel defeated...like i shouldnt try anymore

#DescribeYourSexLifeInOnePicture pic.twitter.com/ZNqXKE1T

#101MexicanWaysToDie run away when your mom tries to hit you...trust it ALWAYS ends up worse when you run lmao

@thediamondbaby a blunt a day keeps the doctor away 👍😎 2 weeks worth hahahaja pic.twitter.com/HZ45IGT1i8

If you judge me and my personality by my tweets and youve never met me. You can go ahead and fuck right off.