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If you get a DM from me asking you to hook up; if you were bothered by it I was hacked otherwise DM back if interested.
Best part of living alone is being able to walk around naked. The neighbors don't seem to mind or they would have called the cops already.
I almost peed in the trash can *once. *just a moment ago...sober.
It's been a long time since I felt this proud, it's time "We the People" stand together & fight for what "We the People" want! #OWS #N17
Why do we make a big fuzz when a woman wearing a dress shows some leg yet say nothing when they wear shorts. I'll take legs anyway I get'em.
Waiter: hi, welcome! Me: Yes, beer. Thank you.
"Rape" during Christmas is just sex from a secret Santa.
Finals at Virginia Tech must be a killer. Can't believe someone would go to those extremes to get out of final exams.
Nothing more disappointing than following an uninteresting girl that no matter how many half naked pix she tweets you can't keep following.
I sleep naked.
Get on your knees and let's take care of those daddy issues.
Some call me negative; I say Realist. This is who I am, come follow but be warned thou shalt know me by my Typos.