@colouredgospel the Karrimor bag. School bag during the term. Dopsak during the holidays.

@colouredgospel The sign boards on the sides of the roads in Athlone should have "Gala" and "Golden Dish" on them. @helenzille u agree?

@colouredgospel @ianviralmal @unclenate213 so after 7 ate 9, the nommer was vol, right?

Gonna have to cut that little "Red" symbol (from Mr Price) off my shirt soon. Can't be rolling like that.

Pablo Picasso went hard in tha muthafuckin' paint, nigga.

Vary? Mean? Referring to statistics? RT @miahsaint: @vocabularry HALO DOG *BARKING VARY MEAN AT U*

RT @clearlyunwell: I wouldn’t say my penis is long but it does chaffe my ankles sometimes.

@colouredgospel you can't be driving around a Coloured area and not be constantly waving

RT @clearlyunwell: RT @jessicafancy: Not all whores have diseases. Some are dead already.

How are there so many Coloureds at the Obz PicknPay? Where do all these Coloureds come from?

RT @gselevator: #1: So what our founding fathers had slaves. Chairman Mao was a mass-murdering tyrant to let young boys jerk him off.

There was mouse shit in that fire escape.

It's kind of amazing how the urge to resort to crying as a response to pain vanishes with age.

"I'm not looking for a relationship" really just means "I'm not looking for a relationship WITH YOU"

Kanye West se poes.

A UCT education is no excuse for being a pompous prick

Hmm RT @clearlyunwell: Everyone should spend quality time away from their family.

@itsvee91 RT @thetweetofgod: "Romney/Ryan '12: Can I Get a White-White?!?"

@europidesk RT @thetweetofgod: No one has yet devised a way to protect democracy from voters.

Hilarious! RT @clearlyunwell: I just held a shit in for an hour so I think I know exactly what labour feels like.