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I think I broke my nose on a flat chested girl who I was trying to motorboat.
Hey. It's free slurpme day.
I am the kind of person who calls out my name during sex. I usually am the only one involved.
Regardless of who you voted for please can we all stand together as Americans??
Definition of sexy: I was just doing super sexy pelvic thrusts while looking through the freezer for some hot pockets for lunch.
Crown of thongs. Get it??? Ok I'll keel quiet.
Watching golf and the announcer said "oh it lips around the hole". I love that I am 31 year old going on 13.