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i will hire muscle crooks to punch your trash cans into the sewer, i guarantee it. i will use the profits to buy new kitten sweater
"Well lookie here, someone vined Macklemore."
*closes Vine forever*
NIGHT NIGHT. Know that you did everything that needed to be done today! You did nothing more & nothing less than was needed! ALL IS OK!
@dadbeard @dudehugs thanks for reminding me how much i want this shirt http://www.yesstyle.com/en/d-p-shop-short-sleeve-floral-print-top-bright-orange-one-size/info.html/pid.1032599025 …
CURRENT FAVORITE: A MIX BETWEEN "SAD" AND BEING CONVINCED I HAVE TOO MANY TEETH
A COLLECTION OF FEELINGS THAT HAVE NO NAME I KEEP THEM IN THE TRASH
hey come check out my ass dude
what should I do with my newfound power
Jerking off a frozen poop until it cums diarrhea? Wow, that's a disgusting idea and I hope you feel horrible for even thinking about it
I put in red contacts & said follow me into a cave he was like ok I was mad bc it didn't scare him away so we sat there til bats attacked us
just overheard some girls talk about a "nude bra " im like FUCK YES GET ME ONE FOR MY ASS
the new soap in the bathroom smells like an aunt annies pretzel all buttery &cinnamon.i dont like it bc i dont wanna eat my hand in my sleep
Hi, guys. I love you. I hope your Thursday was good and you feel happy in your head and heart. I care about you guys a lot.
A cover of "Hallelujah," but actually any other song.
Biggie=sang about WTC bombing
Ammunition rhymes w Ignition
Ignition=R.Kelly has a Lexus
“you get a fav! And you get a fav! YOU’RE ALL GETTING FAVS!” - Oprah reading tweets
no You're watching the Nothing Compares 2U video with tears in your eyes
Unfollow me but at least be sassy about it.
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