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BEYONCE LEFT DESTINYS CHILD!!!???????
Unfollow me and eat my dick off while you're at it.
The hardest thing about having a kitten is they want to walk on you, lick you & play all night but you have to work in the morning I'm unwed
only christmas songs i know are "grandma got run over by a reindeer" and "jingle bells batman smells" i don't get your references
A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF EVERY PLACE YOU HAVEN'T KISSED YET.
SAINT NICK OF TIME
My favorite Def Leppard song is the one where he goes "C'mon Steve, get it!" and Steve responds with the shittiest guitar solo ever
Boy, oh boy, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" coulda used a better editor.
this dude's beard looks like it has leftover bits of another beard that he tried to eat stuck in it
Halloween costume idea: the fellow from the Breaking Bad tv program
'where a mother laid her baby / in a manger for its bed' is some real pinterest shit
I just came home shirtless from a 3 mile run and as soon as I walk in my mom says " u know tits r for girls rite"
come wear ugly sweaters & make chocolate pretzels with me
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