I call them gay “@ibiebs1dhorcrux: Fans call them One Direction like celebrities. Directioners call them "Our boys" like theyre our friends”

@contraktkillers @destinybhg so saying da N word is wrong but hitting a woman is all good... sounds effin stupid to me

@smileysaysbxtch oh wow Venezuela, I heard they got da filthiest hookers haha jk

@breakingthegurl lol sounds pretty desperate to mee

@lilykinscunt http://t.co/ZTTZEi1V

C'mon Jose Bautista, wanna talk about something distracting... look at the size of ur ears bro

Dan Haren you bum, show some freakin emotion out there

@destinybhg at GameStop buying a new XBox controller?

@danniittaa as long as you keep your feet under the blankets the cucuy won't get you lol

@danniittaa 2% under mattress lol

@destinythall that's weird, I had a dream that I was shopping for Nutter Butters & these idiots were fucking in da middle of da aisle

If Mike Trout played 4 da Yankees, all of America would get mercury poisoning from all da Trout highlights they'd be showing #EastCoastBias

@destinythall a picture is worth a thousand words http://t.co/GbuUgNxO

@destinythall you look better than everyone... does that count?

No doubt Weaver's boy Nick Adenhart is looking down and smiling #NA34 #WeaverNoHitter

Pujols you fuckin bum... do something!

@malivxxx @celiuschrist you had me at arson threats lol

@wormqueen sure sounds like something that Louie D would say, dude is a poet! http://t.co/OXcyHtxQ

Doing homework and watching football... sucks but at least I'm not outside in the snow

@worldclassd #SEC is overrated as a whole. It's easy being 12-0 every year when u play Chattanooga St. & Chico St. every year