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I don't like my haircut or my life
Be the change, ya filthy animal.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son/If you need to talk or just vent, I'm your dad and you can talk to me about anything
I just replied to an e-mail from my mom with "Unsubscribe"
No Rap Or Country For Old Men
A rat just saw me.
No one J.D. should have all that power and associates.
Fool me once, you're a ninja. Fool me twice? You're a warlock ninja. Fool me three times, I will join your cause. This is unprecedented.
Pretty stupid that "sequestering" doesn't mean riding a seahorse.
Probably my favorite thing about twitter is all the scrolling.
:) It doesn't matter to me how many followers you have. If you're nice to me, and you've got a good heart, you're getting blocked.
Big Mouth Billy is deceiving at first bc you're like "Who would mount such a small fish?" Then it starts singing & you're like "I want that"
Can't wait to take eternity leave.
Rós, but no Sigur.
Sext: You peel back my foreskin to reveal a fiveskin. Under it is my sixskin. Under that is my rumpelstiltskin. We continue in this fashion.
I'm pretty random. *becomes a statue forever*
Ok, I've been walking around my neighborhood with this pedometer, and you would not believe how many pedophiles there are around here.
#DidYouKnow: Iceland is actually really *green* and Greenland is actually where I hid the *bodies*
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
Oh cé can yon Be/Be the yon cé-ly light/Yon cé proudly Be hail/At Beyoncé's last gleaming ♫