#FF @smugfrenchman @craig2ndside @checkers190 @aidenprice138 @jen_birchy @charpezz @poppunkhero_x @perdi1309 @crouchingotter @hairandglasses

@uberfacts @tanyaburns93 No they are called Albi :P

Ok this ones good. RT @themanwhofell The BBC have outdone themselves with this year's April Fools joke. http://t.co/NBlHz1Kz

This is just terrifying. RT @serafinowicz: Someone has pitched down the sound of a baby crying: http://t.co/TO9BZ4pn (via @reddit)

@tanyaburns93 I guess when you care you get angry, I was happy as friends but I then I got told off for being one...

@tanyaburns93 It's just the distance, ya know?

@tanyaburns93 I'm ok, I'm practising the art of not messaging you so much. Ya know, I don't wanna seem too friendly.

@tanyaburns93 I can tag you next time if you like :) I'll leave you to your night out as I said.

And girls complain guys are dicks huh? JAYSUS!

#faveukband ATM will have to be @pulledhorses, Of all time? The Beatles surely.

Only thought the Aquabats super show was commissioned for 6 episode. You can understand my excitement when I realise it will run 13. F yes!

RT @mrjohncoyne Today is International Women's Day.
It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

My legs, arms back and brain have given way. Think I'm just gonna lie down all night.

@people_repeller Aha lucky you :P

Even if you dont have one? RT @whattheffacts Drinking coffee and beer can make your vagina smell.

Do you know who else's pension is diddly squat? Me.
Do you know who is still going to work today? Me.

@serafinowicz what music would a fish listen to? #Psqa

@soggyrizla @snoopdom @the_black_sun Your causal ragging of the scum of Dudley has made my day. Thank you :)

Wish "its very cold outside my bed" was a valid reason for a day off

No god comes before your wife and children.