The hardest part of going to Canada is gonna be learning to drive on the wrong side of the road.

My dog is sooooo cute.
kiss.kiss.kiss.twiddle his ears.kiss.kiss.kiss.look at his paws.kiss.kiss.kiss.

Holy crap 45min gone!

Me:After having 4 girls, I can't believe there is a penis growing inside of me.

Girl:REALLY? You seem to have had your fair share of penis.

I can't wait till my husband grows up.

Anytime whip cream is in the cart you know it's gonna be good.

I can't figure out why they put "servings" on cheese.

My husband thinks he's getting a steak today... Awww, that's so cute.

My mom said she was cleaning her fish tank and thought a few wouldn't make it-she was using Bleach and CLR cleaner!! WTF Mom??? Ya think?

Frigidaire-
Every time I bend over to unload my dishwasher I get knocked up. Pretty sure that's covered for a manufacturing defect refund.

Then-rush to jump on my husband after I put the kids in bed- Now- I'm hiding in the laundry room so I can giggle at all the shit you post.

I have 56 followers...so there @nicfit75 ...and that's more than 4. It's 4+52!

So in one month I went through $40 of cheese from Costco- you do the math.

3am

Just why can't there be a few more snaps on these 12m baby sleepers?

NEVER. EVER.

Every time I change my kids diaper she makes it seem like Children Services should be called.

Which one of you can get me a flock of baby owls? It is a flock right?

1yr old smeared poop all over herself for the 5th time... Sooooooo

1yr old for sale- cute, enjoys sculpture and cheerios.

@tombanks1 @nicfit75 hahaaa! I just laughed out loud... Yet another reason I love Canada.

@nicfit75 hey I love you! I'm drunk and my tits are big! I'm so serious!

@nicfit75 that's big ass and drunk tits to you little sass!

I have a beef jerky addiction... But my friends and family still love me.