I told you I'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!

Let's wear flowing dresses, run barefoot in the streets and dance to the rhythm of life. Then get kidnapped & raped because we're in Egypt.

How do I nicely explain to the people sitting beside me at the cinema that both arm rests are mine?

Lama netgawez, feloosy beta3tee, w feloosak beta3tee bardo.

Arabs have the happiest weddings and the saddest marriages.

"meen el 3ayel el shaz da" - Egyptian guys. On any guy who looks/dresses better than them.

"No." - Egyptian parents.

By "I have nothing to wear", I mean "I've already worn everything I have in front of the people I'm going out with now."

The minute you start falling in love with their flaws, run. Run as fast as you can.

Remember when they told us not to talk to strangers online? Haha..Hahaha...

I am going to lose almost everyone I know because of the fact that I don't ask about them regularly.

If only Egyptian guys treated their girls the way they treated Russian girls in Sharm, this country would be a happy place.

If he doesn't look at you the way Ron looks at Hermione then no.

The fact that I find adult Simba more attractive than a lot of guys I know is probably why I'm still single.

You know what's terrifying? When you're about to finish a book and there aren't enough pages for all the things that need to happen.

JUST BECAUSE I'M TWEETING DOESN'T MEAN I'M AWAKE OKAY?

"Clean your room because the maid is coming to clean your room." Because fuck logic, mum.

"Oh yeah baby, faster...faster..Mhm, almost there..come on..." - Me giving moral support to downloads.

British boys: Hey babe, you look lovely today.
American boys: whaddup shawty u lookin gd winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets gt naked

"What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education."