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Phil Collins rules.
The day the plunger was invented must have been horrible for everyone involved.
If they replaced all the hoops with laundry hampers, I think I could play in the NBA.
I think that so many textbooks have hot air balloons on the cover to show children what life is like for people who turn out extremely dumb.
Don't even talk to me about your favorite reality show unless it involves sped up footage of a sunset.
I'll go to your storytelling show if you come over and watch me sweep.
Hey, guy dressed as a slice of pizza dancing at the corner of Sunset and Gower: I just want you to know you're doing a good job.
Future Dialogue: "Hey Grandpa, will you show me how to throw a ball when you're done playing video games?"
The Miami Heat crowd: like if Sprite made people.
Anyone who thinks I'm a loser has never watched me kick my underwear up in the air and catch it.
People who don't move out of the way for fire trucks should die in a fire.
Here's a guaranteed way to make yourself look ten years younger: wear a backpack.