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Dina Martina is an American treasure. Recognize.
Every time I don't know who an actress is in a movie, I'm told it's Sienna Miller.
I know just enough about football to understand that I have the emotional availability of Marshawn Lynch.
I'm going out tonight to stare at my phone in public
I can't wait to go to the Hard Rock Cafe in 10 years and eat a burger by the actual space bar from Skrillex's laptop.
Fox News: Everything is Obama's fault.
MSNBC: Everything is the Republicans' fault.
CNN: That cloud looks like marshmallows.
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