Just heard Paul the Octopus died. He never predicted that. Shame.

Hope the Springboks really enjoyed their round at St. Andrews.

@justinbieber.... You left your shoe in my workspace. http://twitpic.com/2fii30

If you appreciate the art of lip-synching, very good Justin Bieber concert

.@kimkardashian Shame, you're not used to your own bed. You don't even remember where you put the video camera last.

Just landed OR Tambo, sitting in plane. I'll never understand why everybody gets up straight away, and stands waiting. Relax

RT @gordsreid: Hey @damonkalvari you scratch my back and I’ll comb yours.

@garethcliff

.@faheemmeer You're more annoying than me. Well done.

RT @willyferrell: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

If these former Springboks can be TV presenters, than I can be a Top Billing presenter.

Have to admit this. A few days ago, I waved at a cat. He's a really nice cat in our building. But still.....really...well embarassed.

Very good article .. http://t.co/aboBByHs

Democracy. You can vote for whoever you want to. But if you don't vote, you're a pariah?

"@osamabinladen: just took a bullet to the head. Not feeling so good."

Queens Beach Seapoint is okay for children to play in the tidal pools, and absolutely brilliant for adults who've let themselves go. Love it

As CEO of Ferrari, I'm at the launch of the new Ferrari this evening. All these people look rich, like they can play in "Hostel".

If you appreciate the art of lip-synching, very good Justin Bieber concert

.@jaydelocnville @xxjaydepixiexx @damon @5fm ..I'm the sicko. I am @damonkalvari. I did call your girlfriend

.@realdonaldtrump You're an amazing businessman. Brilliant PR man. Political analyst, you are not.

.@emilygm_d3 No, you have emmigrated. You need to move on. You no longer live in SA. You need to start listening to a NZ radio station.