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I like to go to peep shows and try to get the clerk to high five me on the way out.
What is the etiquette on telling a stranger she has leaked a stain into her gray yoga pants?
More people have seen Kim Kardashian's vagina than have seen my face.
Pegging is for assholes.
I am going to market an Ed Hardy/Tapout style of clothing called D8 R8pist.
"I oughta know"- Dave Coulier
Who is going to win Lauren or Scotty? Trick question The Rapture is on Saturday! Ha ha God hates American Idol.
If you are about to tell me about the joys of believing in god, stop first and don't bother to start again.
Don't forget to get drunk before midnight on Friday. No one should rapture sober.
I am post dating all my checks for May 22 just in case.
Fox News is like a less classy soap opera.
On the other hand, if you are a girl and you start with "let me tell you about this sex dream I had" I will listen with rapt attention.