Welp, here is a detailed GIF of a dragon fucking a car. #NSFW  http://i.imgur.com/S7zCeIe.gif 

@dcdebbie This never would have happened if the two year old also had a gun.

WOW. Huge meteor landed in Russia a couple hours ago. Video:  http://bit.ly/WM6RNb  -- Another one with shockwave:  http://bit.ly/Zetdt1 

Yiff in space, moonfags.

I will never vote for some random furry DJ no matter how many dozens of times you fuckers beg me to.

Steve the cat. :3 pic.twitter.com/WPFgg3O9f2

I basically love favoriting tweets.

@voooln A horoscope I just made up: SOMETIMES you like to be BY YOURSELF but OTHER TIMES you like to hang out WITH FRIENDS. Totally accurate

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This got me right in the feels. (from @tonitonirocca’a tumblr)  http://tonitonirocca.tumblr.com/image/42859319574 …

BB8B88B @dudehugs pic.twitter.com/aifo3yrBMV

The cat is looking pleased. pic.twitter.com/dSB9UNNQU7

Erection of liberty.

Pænis.

I feel like I made a mistake following all three of @satyrnfox @fox_irl and @fluffdong because I literally cannot keep up with tweets now. 🆒

Advice: If you can take care of a cat, and you don't have a cat, get a cat.

@lunostophiles Size queen candy bars?

They are the spam email chain letters of our time. “For every retweet this gets, Bill Gates will personally blow a starving orphan!”

@fluffdong @asherzerd heh heh derg package

I wish twitter had anti-faves.