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  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn & she actually turned left. How am I supposed to prepare myself for these mind games?

    • 758
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    ShesSamaherRatebTkjMazenShatilaDiamondLou69Tangy_Apesamthe8thBatoulHachemKareemABS
    • 1,054
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    ShesSamaherleakadangela_ayoubKenyanGrit________ChifChifownnell33nyax6RatebTkj
    samthe8thTawaNicolasMouVanLeeakgabri__________RowanElHossary_SirPrincessMuath_tu__________WizardOfRonddscrapPeaceInTruth1
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    People who write hai and bai, wai?

    • 483
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    MazenShatilasamthe8thNohaHassan2saidpacHaninHassan1SalmaLakkisTatianaKhalaf____halaikhwan
    • 1,108
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    BatoulIskandarNourhanKheirFlyingg_PenguinMazenShatilaHayaKhairatsaidpacSherineafLeenAssaad
    EastKentTomWizardOfRonLaCommandette____
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    -Boss: "Send me one of your funny tweets"
    -Me: "I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later"
    -Boss: "Hahaha! Send me another one."

    • 531
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    EliToumasammysalamy2012MazenShatilatheawkwardfulYosrKhedr_hadizein11NajibBossAlivaBianca
    • 636
    • RETWEETS
    Gabriella_alamAnthoMatarahmad__abdalahRemiMatarMazenShatilaHayaKhairatnadimbekhaziTamerLara
    NoorShammaimVigmohamedkorayem
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Facebook needs an "I've already seen this on Twitter" button.

    • 356
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    AhmadElSawya_olivia4212arnav_gargavmuzKoyel_BayanbaysabraTheLauhPurushMithayChawl
    • 787
    • RETWEETS
    Gyanee_Mehtaa_olivia4212arnav_gargDonAyanDeMarcoamitde24MrASanghviMehtavishal7Mohini_SJC
    Not_From_Troyshadonium
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    It's not you, it's just some of the stuff you do. And say. And think. And believe. And listen to. And read. And wear. And eat. That's it.

    • 380
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    aaccvv2000MarielleHayekRDstrandnixe99Joe_TabchySheriinFaragTheNElectrictheawkwardful
    • 592
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historySiba3i____________aaccvv2000RDDsj77_TheWejdanROu_NagyAnfalompa__
    LetsTrophyYasmeenMSRamitology
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    If a girl likes you she'll show it by not showing it. That's when you really know. Of course it could also mean she doesn't like you at all.

    • 223
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    HadeelAljeallyNour_Nawar5daou_rK__AnisMalouEliaHadiaBoutaryGoonerHojeijGeorges_Tannous
    • 462
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    HadeelAljeallyHayaKhairatimawrexkvan_essa_khalilEliisaZkelsaabifadelNour_Nawar5NathalieAoun98
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    People who write thanQ, fuQ.

    • 232
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    RemiMatarMazenShatilaSaramasri_bruustinFannasaafeltillusionMiaSanFarahNadineHajar
    • 424
    • RETWEETS
    MazenShatilaKarimCfcMayaHazimehRaanoushNinaOsseiranjosef_chakardialaahhGolnazEssam
    shadonium
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Horny chickens want the ديك.

    • 181
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    MazenShatilatheawkwardfulsaidpacl2ezaAlAbboudiloshfinity________ZinaNaderyAymanIAwad
    • 410
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    MazenShatilamariellaaouadLiLGeeketteSophs_Fabl2ezamoezantoutMahirAlGhamdiyourneko
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    People always appreciate how honest I am until I'm honest about them.

    • 275
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    AhmadElSawyNadakhoulytheawkwardfulSeanINCypresshasanmakkiMTeeAmrmerican_ninjyLauraDurzi
    • 291
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    AnnRaafatNadakhoulyGee_Osmanmia_massoudrawadbarrackPiaDaoudRamiHodeib95Yara_Abdallahh
    MissWont
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    I have a black eye in martial arts.

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    AhmadElSawyNotawhinertheawkwardfulYasserA_winkletwittahFesteringragekeeganttsQuagSwaggered
    • 183
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    theawkwardfulsaidpacWirral_In_Itpeatmoss1mommie_diariesfoxeylady26JennnyRoseDibMikeLalli
    EyeDeaLy
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    What's Batman's favorite vegetable?

    Batenjen.

    HAHAHAHAiwouldunfollowmeHAHAHAHA.

    • 136
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    aminasala7MarawanHiishamSalmaHeshamxClara_EzzatSalmaLakkishalaikhwanohReeemBElNGASAN0CEAN
    • 355
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    EsraaOsammaSalmaaA7madSarahMakram_Oma_Nagysharkawi1998RodainaWaleedMAYAMAGED_RoOnyKhaled1
    LollyVpmhsalemrobert2LetsTrophy
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    "lakena ahjkfjkghjkoitfhjkkhvhjjjbhjj" -waiter repeating an order

    • 127
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    AhmadShararamarydayeh93theawkwardfulFarahDaherAntoniaMakaryrimatradKareemABSOak90
    • 349
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    ramzimarrouchRkainSarah96rayane_kaadeCaroleb89nourhanamr12______AmeraOurabieAbdallahkaba7TeamAnthony_Leb
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Don't waste your Twitter on life.

    • 184
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    TarboushKjadhelou7SamarHayek1LynnkhalilBee_AK47YaraYghrawiNicolasDouglas1Rhhf94
    • 262
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    mhmmdhseinantonykahwagiLeilaElMurrFa6ma_J_FforevaStyles_ayushjain0209MokbelMariadanyFrizk
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    #PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.

    • 155
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    AhmadElSawytheawkwardfulmichaelmina9MTeeAmrGiverney666akgabri__________rawadbarrackSARAcasm_
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    hasanmakkiJudgeBablyonrawadbarrackakgabri__________Lifeof_Stephen__jeancaldwellShortyBanana_Ersh
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Curiosity killed the cat, but I'd like to know how.

    • 232
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    Siba3i____________sofya930mona_abdulaalwallyragEmBatataashplsoktheawkwardfulnothadil
    • 188
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    theawkwardfulTamer_TamimiHazemMTolbaYaraElAttar1toussy95Farida_WaelNatali_AyMaiAmmar
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Jesus turned water into wine.

    My girlfriend turns oxygen into whine.

    Your move, Jesus.

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    AhmadElSawytheawkwardfulelhelwyHaninHassan1michaelmina9merican_ninjyLauraDurziGiverney666
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    HayaKhairatHusseinBaghdadiTawil11hasanmakkiGiverney666Amee_HEulogianiTitchyOne
    BitchingMe________
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Me: Bonjour

    Cab driver: Bta3rif adde sarle chauffeur taxi?

    Me: Nazzelne 3mol ma3rouf.

    • 149
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    SeoudiumAhmadShararaFarahCharafMakzilla7MiyaaTrbeatnikartTalyne_poupigedeon
    • 236
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    habchymelyssaSeoudiumromy_harranMaria_Nehme7______leb_bballJessoulPJoeHaddadd321lynnbarhoush4
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    Marriage.

    A misunderstanding between two people.

    • 212
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    TaM00R1saraBakhitjessicahayekSamarHayek1LynnkhalilRDmelissaabdovodkaNcuddles
    • 146
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    GhywaHsalma19ninetyYaraEhab_NancyBaaklinySarahOJurdiItsBoudyZeinab_Hamedambab1
    BitchingMe________
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    How do you pronounce the * in "f*ck"?

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    LoKarloRTtheawkwardfulhasanmakkimichaelmina9darongabeyanMonaSorour4_kishoFarahChedid
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    Flyingg_PenguinYsmineBahirLoulouTinieialaamostfaElhamMoneebMariamHanafy1____HMorsyyduomhams__________
  • danoverhere
      Dan @danoverhere

    It's sad that some people will never know how much you hate them.

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    NeamahAdamEmanKhamis777AmiraElkhouliiBrainSeducerMoeAfifiReem_BELIEVEforevaStyles_HoumaniTala
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    DonyaaMuhammedomarhelal66__Maryamfouad8PeryMohamedMarawanHiishamAbrarSaiid________RouJoeMoeAfifi
@danoverhere

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