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hello sir, i'd like to get my "no regrets" tattoo removed
*bites an onion* damn this apple is so indie
if drugs aren't cool then why are they so cool
it's so hot in here the clocks are melting on this stupid painting i stole
damn don't u hate it when someone replies to a heartfelt text with "k" then in the next text adds "ill yourself"
i've got 99 problems but some of them could turn into positives if i start seeing them as challenges instead
don't do drugs bc they could kill you. life will definitely kill you though so stop living too
there's a lotta phallic symbolism going on in orchestras. especially those guys playing the dildo
just a reminder that 6+6+6 = (4+2+0) + (4+2+0) + (4+2+0) i cant repeat this enough
girl, are u a kleptomaniac? cos u keep stealing my heart. and car, money, alcohol etc.
didnt wonka create some sort of balls that you could suck forever
can't believe there are still #atheists out there. it's called the GOD particle for a reason, idiot fuckeres. go reed a Bible #cern
i thought corporations were bad but then i saw they use Cool Teen Language like 'rad'. i identify with this and now i buy all their products
girl why u so hot??? girl, why am i orbiting u once a year
Wow can you imagine how cool a worm would look in full denim body attire and a cigarette in its mouth
'finger hugs' sounds better than 'holding hands' everyone call it that from now on
"long time no see" - a blind caveman