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Never trust a person who chews their gum really fast.
Boober: My new car service where all the drivers are big-chested.
Imagine being a dog and having your butthole exposed like 24/7.
Gregg's with 3 G's need to chill the hell out.
Work was good today because I didn't wear a bra.
I just licked an envelope for the first time in 18 years and I'm so afraid I'll die like Susan on Seinfeld.
Looking for some advice on guys...How is it that so many of them are so dumb?
I got my Mom's eyes and my Dad's curly hair and boobs.
Think I'm gonna have one of those social media meltdowns. Kinda tired now so I'll do it tomorrow.
I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno
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