@korryduke @osno13 She's a slut I don't like her. Look at my shirts! pic.twitter.com/acLpv33KAH

@korryduke WWHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?! That's crazy. THAT'S MY SHOW! Look at my background. AND John Ritter and I share a bday! @osno13

@cjcapbt I love you

I was never impressed with Priscilla Barnes' flamingo impression.

I just schooled these guys! Feels good to give back to the community.  https://vine.co/v/huW0l3ETEjn 

I was just told I need a Vine-tervention :(

@osno13 I didn't know you speak Italian?!

LUNCH TIME!  https://vine.co/v/huuY00YPvxZ 

Every morning I down 4 shots of espresso and do interpretive dance to "Beat My Guest" by Adam & the Ants IT'S EXHILARATING!!!!!

Oh sure, male co-workers stand around rubbing their chests while talking to ppl & its ok. I rub my chest & get sent to HR - such bullshit.

Don't settle

@letsget9ined Hahaha, thank you!!!

Guy in the car next to me doesn't seem impressed wi/ my steering wheel drumming. Bet I'll get him w/ my next fill. He'll be BEGGING for more

My signature move is first name, middle initial, last name.

My birthday is 3 months from today - so as you can imagine I'm FREAKING OUT!!!

@osno13 YESSS! If u don't find anything check out this site  http://www.buycheapr.com/us/result.jsp?ga=us3d20100520&q=boombox+ghetto+blaster …

It's such bullshit that I was disqualified from the Miss USA pageant just cos of my lazy eye. Friggin racists!

Guys - I'm feeling inspired and shit - gonna go write some poetry brb

If you notice a rainbow it's cos the sky is gay.

I know that since the surgery I'm "technically" no longer a Father - but inside it will never change. Happy Father's Day to all of us.