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Please donate to my Kickstarter to get New Edition back together. No amount is too small. Thank you! XO
I'm endorsing the sh*t outta people today on LinkedIn! LOL
It's so stupid that my landlord doesn't accept Amazon gift cards but whatever!
(What Would Luther Vandross Do?)
A lot of women on the Upper West Side look extremely surprised.
If there were an Olympic sport for dropping your phone, I'm pretty sure I'd take gold.
IF YOU DONT WANT ME JUMPING FROM TABLE TO TABLE IN YOUR CAFE THEN DON'T PLAY HOUSE OF PAIN'S "JUMP AROUND" BRO
There is no such thing as a "perfect storm' - you need to work at it.
Cupid has a basement full of WMD's.
Snow day for me today! Guess I'll go like a bunch of sh*t on Facebook.
No, YOU just ate 2 cupcakes for dinner!
More like Shia LeGoof, am I right?! What a silly head!
I hope that thousands of years from now we are not judged as a people based on our winter hats.
I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno