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I have a bi-coastal friend visiting me tonight. I never did that before so I'm kind of nervous!
I bought a tea at Starbucks on Thursday and it's finally cool enough for me to enjoy.
I got dressed to go to kickboxing but Three's Company just came on.
Sometimes in the shower I'll squirt conditioner on my chest just to make it look like I had some sex.
I ran an errand on the Upper West Side and now I'm Jewish.
"I want to eat your face off and then keep your hair for a scarf." is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I wasn't born with this body. I had to eat a lot of ice cream to get where I am today.
It's New Year's Eve. Not Adam.
"I'm about to cumberbuns" REALLY, autocorrect, you piece of sh*t?!
Bra is off and my hand is resting in my pants. This is what friends are subjected to when I'm invited to movie night.
Thanks for the 12-pack of knee highs in nude, Aunt Sue.
I remember when I 1st heard Vanilla Ice say "Word to ya Mutha" at the end of "Ice, Ice Baby" and realized what a good family man he is.
There's a man clipping his nails on the subway. Guess I'll be going to jail today.
Having twins must be so exciting until you have to leave the hospital and take care of them.
I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno