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You had me at "I'm a DJ."
- no one ever
Oh cool! Almond Butter is on sale for $82.50 this week.
Just thinking hot yoga woulda been better last night if the guy next to me hadn't smelled like dog food.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: My left hand and I are fighting
WHY WOULD YOU RUB MY FEET IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?!
Yeh, yeh, your baby is adorable. Can you post more pics of your husband, thx.
I went to Glamour Shots for my Tinder profile pic.
What's the best way to ask someone on tinder if their friend in the pic is available?
Tinder, but for apple-picking, hay rides and other autumnal related activities.
Tinder, but for putting up shelves and assembling furniture.
Well, well, well.. looks like it's just me, the tv and a pint of Haagen-Daz once again.
You can imagine my delight after a cute guy told me my hair reminds him of Weird Al...
Pretty sure we'd all be ok if Rob Thomas and Santana didn't do anymore songs together.
Funny how a sweet potato takes 7 minutes to cook in a microwave and 22 days to cook in an oven.
I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno