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Even the dogs in Williamsburg have beards and tattoos.
They say Jesus died for our sins - but let's face it - I mean, the guy was gonna go anyway. No one lives for eternity.
I told all the kids in my family that if they fall asleep tonight, the Easter Bunny will hide eggs in their butts.
After purchasing tampons at Rite-Aid, the clerk said, "Enjoy."
Richard Simmons hasn't called me back in like a week.
Some really great dick pics out there. Keep up the good work, guys!
What's a proper etiquette response to an old friend confessing a long time crush on u & asking if u'd have a 3-some w/ he & his wife?
Hey everyone - Wednesday's canceled. Go back to bed. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
From the sound of things, I'd guess the woman in the stall next to me had chili for dinner.
One thing New Yorker's love during their commute is when someone brings their bike on the train.
Have some fun at your next dentist appt! Stare into the hygienist's eyes the whole time she's cleaning your teeth.
Look, just rub a car freshener tree or something on her. I'm sure the smell will go away.
Ok, fine... I'm sorry I said your girlfriend smells like hot dogs.
I'm sorry your girlfriend smells like hotdogs.
It'd be funny if a Moyel kept a "tip jar" on his desk. HAHAHAHA!
Do you even curb your dog, bro?!
Ugh, worst case of the Thursdays
My Cantonese lessons are really paying off.
I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno