@onlyastoner ahhhhhhhhhhh http://t.co/WWr5JJM

Jesus 🙌🙏 “@mentionto: #MentionTo your following you will never ever unfollow.”

@zachgalifinakis watch The Soup or drown in soup?

@alexiabangin @runninerinz is in the fam and you're her sis which kinda makes us related!!!

"@alexiabangin #thatawkwardmoment when you left your phone at @jgood727 's house." JnotGOODenough for lexie

@onlyastoner buddy and kusha! #fuckinstoners http://t.co/V4wIC84

“@connercarruth: I don't know what I would do without y'all. I'ma ball til the day I fall.” Yeah.....

Bad girls ain't no good, and good girls ain't no fun

I hate ppl. Especially ppl that take everything so serious. Calm the fuck down.

In AL thinking bout miss @alexiabangin

stormis roommate done that haha “@alexiabangin: Wow. My roommate is moving out this weekend. I feel cool.”

Everything you say in your text MSGs can be taken a different way.

ohh Sam“@smcalilly: RT @lukemurray4 Never let @smcalilly go to Wal-Mart to make a duplicate of your house key for you. http://t.co/ZzXe8KbJ”

“@whattheffacts: Sex is known to be much more effective to put you to sleep than your average sleeping pill.”

Perfect coming from you . "@wili_smith: Breathe. It's just a bad day, not a bad life."

I'm not good enough :( do you follow @aliciarea92 and @shelbyfero ?? “@huntertwitts: I wish I knew more funny girls to follow”

Sometimes I'll be so into scramble that people think I'm mad texting

I love watching myself potty “@alexiabangin: I always find it awkward when a mirror is right in front of a toilet.....why is it even there?”

Good seeing my guy friends @jdc664 @bchinop @andrewbgame @harriskpat @mcasilly @tweetachrig #DK and @runninerinz

I cant even describe the feeling I get when I get a confirmation email “@joseph_ocon: Good God! The thrill of online shopping!”