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If your entire favstar best of is over a year old, I assume you had a lucky streak that died out long ago
"She wants the D. She wants the D2." - R2D2 identifying which are the human girls and which are the droid girls
When I die, people will almost definitely not say, well at least he spent 80% of his last ever week in work finishing that spreadsheet.
*swirls diet coke in can*
*inhales diet coke deeply*
*sighs*
*slurps diet coke loudly*
*gargles*
Yep diet coke taste like ass hand me a coke
Me? Just doing some 3am blowing up of favstars. How are YOU fucking yourself over ready for work tomorrow?
That tweet of @brian_etc's that I just RT'd about time travel made me smack my forehead and say 'Why didn't I think of that?!'
If everyone just posted jokes and porn, this would be a much happier place. Also, if you could send drugs by DM, then we'd be set for good.
The worst thing about twitter is that everyone is delusional and thinks people care to hear their opinions on anything.
@linusdotson I will never do this to you... https://twitter.com/marlespo/status/337626929161183232 …
Then I made a typo in that tweet. It's just going good for me, what can I say...
I bit my tongue while brushing my teeth this morning and it bled so don't tell me you had a better start to your day.
Sometimes I like to "accidentally" open Siri in the toilet cubicle so people think I've got a chick in here with me
@irontomahto No problem. Always nice to see a mix of funny and moving, especially when it's relatable.
@prathouse @mollyyyobrien Nice dude. You've helped me out there. I'm totally getting laid now.
My GF isn't good at twitter ( http://favstar.fm/users/MollyyyObrien …) but she is the greatest thing in my life so to see how I cope follow her @mollyyyobrien
@joeyhuggles I've been following you for a while and I can't help but feel you aren't Denise's biggest fan. Just a vibe I'm getting.
I don't have a problem with Jar Jar Binks.
