Little Mix should have slutted it up and done Jingle Bell Rock like in Mean Girls

When straight people moan about finding a girlfriend/boyfriend.. Err try reducing your chances by 90% (ish) #gayboyproblems

#IfTheyDontGiveHead then.. http://t.co/qFdqgjig

#Nothingfeelsbetterthan proving people wrong.

Misha didn't lose X Factor, X Factor lost Misha mhmm

I wanted a Mean Girls moment where Adele breaks the grammy into pieces.. "Whys everybody stressing over this thing, I mean its just plastic"

Life will never be the same again after this.. http://t.co/LVJz6A7G

Big Brother's a fix! I just saw Cheryl at the bus stop. http://t.co/fJXQSodc

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. DAD FOUND MY DOUCHE. AND IM GOING TO DIE. AND DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE ONE. HELP.

Unless you've seen every single episode 7 times, you don't "watch" Friends.

WARNING: If anyone on here ruins the ending of Desperate Housewives before I have seen it, I will cut your tits off.

It's raining at pride, the streets are flooded with fake tan.

how do i get cheekbones without meth?

Everyone seems to be getting boyfriends. I'm gonna get some toast.

Sometimes I should just keep thoughts inside of my head.

No iPhone I don't mean "cx" or "zx", why are you even suggesting these, they're not even words! xx

My life in general. pic.twitter.com/qAiMFHqQ

Once a cheater, always a cunt.

Look how irritatingly proud of herself she is! http://t.co/RsgKIVrV

Some of these are insane! - The 45 Most Powerful Images Of 2011 http://t.co/ixWBsplC