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Little Mix should have slutted it up and done Jingle Bell Rock like in Mean Girls
When straight people moan about finding a girlfriend/boyfriend.. Err try reducing your chances by 90% (ish) #gayboyproblems
#Nothingfeelsbetterthan proving people wrong.
Misha didn't lose X Factor, X Factor lost Misha mhmm
I wanted a Mean Girls moment where Adele breaks the grammy into pieces.. "Whys everybody stressing over this thing, I mean its just plastic"
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. DAD FOUND MY DOUCHE. AND IM GOING TO DIE. AND DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE ONE. HELP.
Unless you've seen every single episode 7 times, you don't "watch" Friends.
WARNING: If anyone on here ruins the ending of Desperate Housewives before I have seen it, I will cut your tits off.
It's raining at pride, the streets are flooded with fake tan.
how do i get cheekbones without meth?
Everyone seems to be getting boyfriends. I'm gonna get some toast.
Sometimes I should just keep thoughts inside of my head.
No iPhone I don't mean "cx" or "zx", why are you even suggesting these, they're not even words! xx
Once a cheater, always a cunt.
21, QMUL student, bar man, gym and carb lover. http://www.facebook.com/yellowmustard