@wickedcrickett sex? It's the sex.

#beware #dangerzoneeeee @ Birmingham Public Library - Main Branch  http://instagram.com/p/XlFveNQQbd/ 

I'm at Birmingham Public Library - Main Branch - @bpl (Birmingham, AL)  http://4sq.com/10q7JG4 

Been watching The Walking Dead for 33 minutes. What was the previous record?

@senderblock23 stop it.

@senderblock23 *too

Uh..what?  http://instagr.am/p/VPhtGewQQ0/ 

@wickedcrickett my face.

@bamacajun20 "@tommykarate: Maybe instead of running your mouth you should try jogging a few miles to sweat that hatred out.”

@imhopel3ss unless its Snooki.

@wickedcrickett good one.

“@iwearpajamas: You have to own 43 cats to work in the jewelry department at Walmart.” Is this true @art_iv ???

“@melliemeow: My boss is always denying my perfectly reasonable requests.. like extra lunches and naps.” @bamacajun20

Adele? RT @texaslovakia: Looking for a girl who lactates gravy.

@bamacajun20 Tony fucking Lee RT @thefunnyracist: Why haven't Mexicans been to the moon? There is no grass to mow.

@bamacajun20 RT @fuckerbot: I'm pretty sure the first official gay bar in history was called The Catholic Church.

@burntmybagel amen.

@bamacajun20 ---> lindsay!!!RT @verifieddrunk: You say 'drinking again' like I ever stop.

@bamacajun20 RT @fart: if anything, this country could use a LOT more gay people

@j_derm bull mess.