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when's my six pack gonna come in?
I'm on a short leash
I want a twister bed sheet, does that exist?
I'm about to activate my Facebook
that's how boring this class is
no one has a chance to be up to date with apple there's always something new coming out
do think twitter could be the place where they hire fortune cookie writers?
ew I hate hate hate too much cockiness on people 😷, ESPECIALLY when you have nothing to be cocky about
I notice a lot of lesbians have hecka followers
maybe I should.......jk
you don't have to be rich to be my girl
you don't have to be cool to rule my world🎶
the closing shift<<
I'm not into those kinds of drugs I swear, I was just settling a argument
how am I supposed to want to get up for school when it's still dark out?
who needs a sex slave?
I wonder how many girls fake liking football and baseball on twitter just so their twitter crushes will see
Make yourself useful and massage me👊👋✊👉👐👈
I'm a horndog
I'm dying, my current death wish is reaching 1,599 followers. Help me reach my dream.