should never have brought babar to the damn club "i like learning" be cool, babar. fuck.

listen lets be real, *pulls up a chair, sits on it backwards* on the real *flips chair over, lays on it* really real *climbs under chair*

"everything here is edible even the cups" willy wonka said, biting into a cup as blood began to pour from his mouth. "they taste like glass"

i, like many, have had difficulty with the transition from 'impressive child' to 'below-average adult'

"the twist of the movie is that the character is goofy but also is named goofy. a goofy movie indeed" - my amazon review of a bean bag chair

yes...yes....*rubs hands together* i m....troleing....on the internet... *types a litle bit*ooh....lets not get to ahead of ourselfs...

lets go to a strip club. wow this place is great. reminds me of sex. i like sex so im gonna throw money around.

remember that part in the bible where moses comes down w/ the 10 commandments and slips and falls down the mountain for 3 straght hours

eminem's daughter holding up a gun toward her father and his clone, desperately trying to find out who's the real slim shady

hi welcome to the cash cab, where you give me money and i drive you places

everything that makes a good thanksgiving dinner, you've got churkey, skuffing, grean peans, popatos. it's all there

this move is highly illegal in the wrestling world *makes plane sounds, ineffectually bumps into other man, makes explosion noises*

hi honey im home *throws laptop carrier into glass vase, does running jump into desk chair* what the site with funny pics

Shaquille O'Neal pulls up a chair. "Cancer is not a joke. But I'll tell you what is." He flips open a pocket notebook. "Knock knock."

*walks inside* hi house *turns on ceiling fan with pic of a hand taped to one of the fan blades*

i took all that time to learn how to play a g chord and an a chord and now you're telling me there is no y chord?? *breaks guitar in half*

y would i want 2 suck my own dick i havnt even asked myself out yet. me would u like 2 go out. yes i would me. wow cant believe i said yes.

sext: "we're here to put out a fire" fireman strippers say. 'how to save a life' starts playing as they krump somberly.

ur heart is racing. u type in "butt.com" and press enter. a pic of ur mom lookin dissapointed @ u comes up. #spookytweets

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