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should never have brought babar to the damn club "i like learning" be cool, babar. fuck.
listen lets be real, *pulls up a chair, sits on it backwards* on the real *flips chair over, lays on it* really real *climbs under chair*
"everything here is edible even the cups" willy wonka said, biting into a cup as blood began to pour from his mouth. "they taste like glass"
i, like many, have had difficulty with the transition from 'impressive child' to 'below-average adult'
"the twist of the movie is that the character is goofy but also is named goofy. a goofy movie indeed" - my amazon review of a bean bag chair
yes...yes....*rubs hands together* i m....troleing....on the internet... *types a litle bit*ooh....lets not get to ahead of ourselfs...
lets go to a strip club. wow this place is great. reminds me of sex. i like sex so im gonna throw money around.
remember that part in the bible where moses comes down w/ the 10 commandments and slips and falls down the mountain for 3 straght hours
eminem's daughter holding up a gun toward her father and his clone, desperately trying to find out who's the real slim shady
hi welcome to the cash cab, where you give me money and i drive you places
everything that makes a good thanksgiving dinner, you've got churkey, skuffing, grean peans, popatos. it's all there
this move is highly illegal in the wrestling world *makes plane sounds, ineffectually bumps into other man, makes explosion noises*
hi honey im home *throws laptop carrier into glass vase, does running jump into desk chair* what the site with funny pics
Shaquille O'Neal pulls up a chair. "Cancer is not a joke. But I'll tell you what is." He flips open a pocket notebook. "Knock knock."
*walks inside* hi house *turns on ceiling fan with pic of a hand taped to one of the fan blades*
i took all that time to learn how to play a g chord and an a chord and now you're telling me there is no y chord?? *breaks guitar in half*
y would i want 2 suck my own dick i havnt even asked myself out yet. me would u like 2 go out. yes i would me. wow cant believe i said yes.
sext: "we're here to put out a fire" fireman strippers say. 'how to save a life' starts playing as they krump somberly.
ur heart is racing. u type in "butt.com" and press enter. a pic of ur mom lookin dissapointed @ u comes up. #spookytweets
aqua teen hunger games
satanic soccer mom. blog elemental. a real sick fuck. not jack black irl, though i am soul-bonded to him.