Must be nice to be a lowlife groupie instead of paying bills.

Really wish I didn't have to get sucked into these high school games. Getting older, acting younger. Dragging me into the abyss.

Ooh yea baby, you like that patriotism? That DEEP patriotism.

@belfastcc How did a group of imbeciles such as yourselves end up in any position of power? I hope you are all "euthanized" next.

Sidney went to Jared. RT @whoabot What the fuck is with that giant ring Pierre is wearing

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday witness the devastation. @zetterb3rg vs. @brunettebunny91 My money's on BB91.

I think my new thing is gonna be when I see somebody with their arm/hand out the window at a red light, I'll creep up and gently grab it.

A conceited couple is having sex. The woman says, "I'm so tight, Aren't I?" The man replied, "No, just full." #throwbackjokeoftheday

Gotta post again. RT @filmdrunk aspiring rap star whose blunt is so potent he passes out on camera. #keepingittooreal http://is.gd/jAkefG

Looks like Toews lil hissy fit worked for some calls.

They are playing Slayer in LA. That's so fucking badass.

Perry resorting to NHL 13 glitch goal tactics I see.

Fixed. "@freepsports: RT this if you HATE Corey Perry."

That was the fastest I've seen Mule skate in like 2 years

@stiff_fingers i eatsda pussy like chowdah. Wicked fast until until I vaahmit.

Are you there hockey? It's me Margaret.

#HockeyPlayerSexPositions The Marc Andre Fleury - Everybody from Philly can put it in.

Isn't that when you hold someone's legs and they run on their hands? RT @float0n_ What's wheeling even mean? Am I wheeling one of you?!

@stanl3y_ if they didn't it would explain some attitudes though

@fightnightatjoe Who wants the guitarist for Creed as they're Captain?