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£75million on Carroll, Henderson and Downing. That is fucking tragic Liverpool. #LFC #NUFC #AVFC #SAFC
If Andy Cole and Tony Yeboah inpregnated Beyonce. And that baby grew up to be a footballer. The result would be Papiss Cisse. #NUFC #9
Danny Graham scored for Swansea? Great. That's me getting 10 friend requests from tarts on Facebook tonight. #SCFC #NUFC
#NUFC have just signed statistically the 2nd best striker in Germany, SAFC have just failed to sign the 3rd best striker in Bolton.
Valencia favourites to sign Klose apparently. Wonder if they're still after Gameiro then? #NUFC
I have to go to work tomorrow and Jedward don't. That's the world we live in.
SHIT city, SHIT stadium, SHIT strip, SHIT accent, SHIT club. Give Collymore the fucking Villa job. #VillasNextMessiah
We're unbeaten in 6 games and all of a sudden Ashley isn't so bad. Fickle as fuck some of you. #NUFC
People who ask celebrities or footballers for retweets should be exterminated. It's tedious and pathetic.
Andy Carroll, Phil Jones, Jordan Henderson: £71m. England caps between them: 3.
Harry Redknapp looks like someone drew a sad face on their balls with their left hand. Can't take him seriously. #NUFC
Looking at Andy Murray's mother, you can totally tell where he gets his sparkling charisma from.
I don't think I've ever wanted us to beat anybody more than I want us to beat Liverpool on Friday. #NUFC
Fucking typical. We sign a good striker, for free. And #NUFC fans just whinge that he's gonna be crocked.