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#askMOwen If you cross breed a cat with a goldfish how long is it before you realise your career ended 6 years ago?
Still looking for a home. VIP ticket for The Specials at ally pally tonight. It's free, just don't want it wasted. Please RT.
In the news: Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton have been spotted at Lloyds the chemists getting the morning after pill and some arse cream.
Pussy Riot should be jailed under trade description law. I've seen little sign of rioting and absolutely no pussy.
Oh for heavens sake! Free ticket, pre show party, The Specials, next Thursday in London. Is there no one who wants to go with me? Please RT
Soon be time to walk home. It might have turned a bit dull, but there will still be ice cream, oh yes.
I'm laying in bed, wearing my new raybans, waiting for the washing machine to finish. Wish my mum had lived to see me now.
A well written piece by @salihughes on Christmas without her children and post-divorce Christmas. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/dec/21/christmas-without-children-post-divorce …
Today, I'm going to be...a tree.
Time I wasn't here. Going to see some old bird called Patti Smith tonight, heard she's not too bad at singing and stuff.
Middle-aged on the outside, seventeen year old indie kid on the inside. Lover of @BBC6Music. Part time King of the Wild Frontier.