*like a boss* RT"@boxfreshstunner: DONE. *dusts ash off of jean* RT @fbdahustla: nf @boxfreshstunner fb?"

LOOL RT"@pornjers: LMAOOO RT @manqind: Uncle do HIV test and use it as avatar.... Save your career.""

Loool RT"@sirkastiq: Can't blame GEJ sha, he's used to bombs. How many years has he been married again?"

My GF said if this tweet gets 20 RTs I will get laid tonight. Let's Do this Guys!

She : I Believe I can fly. Me : You be benin or esan?

Abi ode ni e ni?RT"@kwabeezy: My heart goes out to those who are Nigerian. Waking up everyday and realising your a creature must hurt."

#TWEception RT @tonikuyinu: Twitlonger within twitlonger within twitlonger. If u stop without gettin to d end, u'l end up in limbo"

I remember selling my own comics in primary school. Like I drew and sold them!

Na Jesus? RT"@shacquina: #DearFutureHusband You better Love me wholeheartedly till you die.!"

Lol RT"@uberfacts: Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience - The first is being burned alive."

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) RT"@ichychy_: (۳º̩̩́_º̩̩̀)۳ RT @gbemi_george: So dey ll asked u Y u were sacked & u ll say because you stole Jollof rice ☹"

Null Hypothesis RT"@aprilbox: I Always Wonder if the @uberfacts Account has anything to do with Mazi Oracle"

No wonder :0 ..RT @uberfacts: The Spanish word for "wife" (esposa) also means handcuffs (esposas)."

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) RT"@uberfacts: Whenever a person falls in love, they lose about 2 friends."

LOOOL RT @snikoggs: Of course prostitutes have babies... Where do you think Piers Morgan came from?!"

Very Gay RT"@kamari_danae: Gay RT @irespectvirginz: Girls are like bullets. For you to live long you have to dodge them!!"

I jile bambam eni to ba wu ko be RT"@foltemsi: Shuku shuku bambam ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣')┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ eni to ba wu ko beh!"

LOOL RT"@iamtippin: Why do midgets laugh when they run? the grass tickles their balls.""

RT“@sisi_yemmie:While you're there making mouth on the kind of man you want to marry, ask yourself this: what are you bringing to the table?

Your mind is like your muscles. You can exercise it to get to your perfection.