Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"only time will tell if this was the right decision on my part" And my political aspirations are still in tact! Fuck justice #WM3.
Speed trap west 540 at lumly overpass. About 10 RPD cars.
Let em have sex on your living room floor once and they break out in show tunes.
Bros, never let a girl see you sweat. Unless you are on top of her.
For #CanadaDay, I'll be using Maple syrup as a lube while "makin' (Canadian) bacon" with hooker that has a Justin Bieber mask on.
I refuse to swallow my pride. The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty calories.